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| Thirteen Reasons Why You Must Buy THE DARK GARDEN!
1. Three words: whips, chains & leather. 2. Because if you don't, I'll cry. (and you don't want that. It's ugly. My mascara will run. I hate it when I look like Alice Cooper. Even though I love Alice Cooper.) 3. Because you love me, so you have to. 4. Hot men, hot sex, whips, chains & leather. 5. Because you could learn something about how BDSM actually works, the psychology behind it, and why pain is fun! 6. Dirty fantasies we all secretly have. (Yes, you do! Don't lie.) 7. Hieronymous Bosch. I love art, and there are a lot of references to art, philosophical discussions about art, and how it relates to life and sex. (which is, of course, the best part.) 8. Dungeons. Yep, back to whips, chains & leather. 9. Because my heroine, Rowan, has more of me in her than any other heroine I've ever written. Aren't you curious now? 10. Because pain never felt so good. (Trust me on this.) 11. Because your friends and family will never believe you read stuff like this...and isn't it fun to shock them once in a while? 12. Phone sex, kinky sex, sex toys...and whips, chains & leather. 13. Because I have to make the best seller lists so I can get a million dollar contract next year and fly you all on my private jet to my beachside writer's retreat. Okay, maybe not ALL of you.
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Those are all WONDERFUL reasons to buy your book! {I am so sneakin' on that plane!} OMG I'm going to the bookstore Friday and your book will be ON THE SHELVES!!! WAHOOO
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*LOL* Great way to pimp your book! Love it!
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There wouldn't by any chance be whips, chains or leather in this book, would there? *WEG*
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Whips, chains and leather, huh? Sounds verrry interesting.
I'm looking forward to reading your book. Not long to go now :-)
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OKay I want to buy it- love whips and chains and I am reserving my spot at the beach....private jet....will you have private male massagers? Alcohol? Erotic books to read on the way? Decadent desserts? Oh wait, I'm thinking of one of my fantasies- sorry 'bout that.
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Awesome reasons to buy your book! I'm especially liking 12 and 13 lol. :)
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Oooh, ooh, ooh! I want to go to the beachside writer's retreat. Please! Please! Welcome to Thursday Thirteen, Eden! It's the most fun you can have on a blog [even without whips and chains.]
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Okay! Just, please, don't cry!
LOL!
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Well, hell, I guess I'm all over THAT!!! hahaha
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You had me at "whips, chains and leather". I'm there darlin'. Now I just have to wait for Amazon to mail it.
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I like the last one. But anything with the beach I'm in for.
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Dungeons AND beaches! Ooh!
I see the devious plan in number 13 to turn us all in to rabid fangirls and earn ourselves a spot on the jet!
Congrats on the release.
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All excellent reasons. Looks like I have another one to add to my TBR pile. :)
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So if we buy the book we get on the plane? Sounds good to me :-D
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You had me at whips! LMAO!
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My love, you had me at mascara.
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LOL you guys! You are too funny! I love you all!
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Hot men, hot sex! What's not to like?! LOL! And I agree with Tempest! It is a great way to pimp your book! I think I'll have to do it! *grin*
*hugs* Paige
http://paigetylertheauthor.blogspot.com/
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I heard this is someone's first TT! Congrats, and I know I want a copy of that novel pronto!
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Hmmm, seems to be the perfect week for kinky sex, leather and a few toys :-) Good luck with the release Eden!
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I absolutely LOVE your cover and am anxiously waiting this book, it sounds wonderful!
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Hmm, not sure about the whips. But now my interest is piqued...
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Whips? Chains? Leather? Fun!!!
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I'd already planned on it anyway. Big congrats Eden! Can't wait to read your big print debut. And hope to get you to sign it for me at conference!
Hugs,
Anna J. Evans
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Book looks great! :)
Michelle http://michellepillow.com/authorblog/ http://ravenhappyhour.com/ravenblog/
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Heck, I'll sign anything, any time-but yes, Anna, I will be at RWA and signing until my hand falls off, hopefully! OMG-why am I a nervous wreck today?
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So, tell me more about this plane and the island writer's retreat *g*. Happy TT.
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Number 5 is reason enough for me. I LOVE learning new things. *g* Congrats on your release!
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GREAT list, Eden!!! Of course I'll buy it!
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Beautiful website and what a clever TT. Going to have to borrow that when my first book is released. Hope you do make the best seller list!
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Happy TT a day late, Eden!
Hope you get lots of sales and a second print run. I'm going to add this to my wish list and stay tuned to West of Mars -- I'm about to launch a summer reading contest that you might want to be part of!
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You had me at whips and leather!
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oh Eden, if you're signing 'anything', I'd like to have you autograph my cleavage, in keeping with the RD-RWA theme :D I'm so sorry I'm not going to make it this year.
Congratulations on the book, I can't even imagine how you're feeling tonight, and I only hope you get a few seconds to thoroughly enjoy the sensation.
Best wishes, hon. *going book shopping tomorrow*
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I'm ordering it! Do I get a spot on the plane? ;) Major congrats, Eden!
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Those are all WONDERFUL reasons to buy your book! {I am so sneakin' on that plane!}
OMG I'm going to the bookstore Friday and your book will be ON THE SHELVES!!! WAHOOO